Believe it or not, I am actu­ally work­ing on a few real posts… but I felt after mov­ing my blog to a new loca­tion I should post some­thing, so here’s a stu­pid “all about me” thing taken from, of course, a MySpace bul­letin. My apolo­gies. I promise that I’ll post some­thing of actual depth in the next week or so.

Hi, my name is Gary
but you can call me Gary
Never in my life have I killed some­one
The one per­son who can drive me nuts is (it really wouldn’t be fair to the oth­ers if I just picked one, but…) my ex-girlfriend
My high school is also my house
When I’m ner­vous I become passive-aggressive
The last song I lis­tened to was “Painted by Num­bers” by The Sounds
If I were to get mar­ried right now it would be to my lover
My hair is too long right now because I’m afraid to get it cut in Greenville
When I was 4 I peed on the out­side of the house, or at least that’s the story I’ve been told
Last Christ­mas I was remotely depressed
I should be either doing some­thing actu­ally pro­duc­tive or sleep­ing
When I look down I see my desk
The hap­pi­est recent event was when my love came and vis­ited me
If I were a char­ac­ter on ‘Friends’ I’d be some­one… Mer­rion always tells me I remind her of one of the guys on there but I don’t watch so there­fore don’t know his name
By this time next year I will be more con­tent and per­haps know a lit­tle bit more about what the hell I’m doing
My cur­rent gripe is that I have too much to gripe about regard­ing life at this time
I have a hard time under­stand­ing peo­ple in gen­eral, espe­cially the ones least like me
If I won an award, the first per­son I would tell would be prob­a­bly nobody, espe­cially because that would not hap­pen
I want to buy more clothes for one… I would like that
I plan to visit nashville and/or nebraska some­time soon
The world could do with­out igno­rant peo­ple
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself exclud­ing food is an Until June shirt
Most recent thing some­one else bought me was a towel… yeah, I know
My mid­dle name is not Frank
In the morn­ing I am usu­ally espe­cially unhappy
Last night I was pro­cras­ti­nat­ing a paper due today that I still haven’t done
There’s this guy I know who claims that he con­trols the mil­i­tary just because he works for the gov­ern­ment
If I was an ani­mal I’d be a cat for sure
A bet­ter name for me would be some­thing clever that I could never come up with by myself
Tomor­row I am going to class, eat­ing lunch, doing my radio shift, doing home­work, eat­ing din­ner, pro­cras­ti­nat­ing, doing home­work, then going to sleep
Tonight I am doing this thing opposed to either doing a real post or just going to sleep like I should
My birth­day is in June so it’s really not any­time soon